DADA (possibilities)

[Jim Ferer]

No: HPFGUIDX 7728

Mo:"(e) Severus Snape will finally get the job, after revealing that 
he is a  woman trapped in a man's body and asks the students to call 
him 'Selinda' as  he makes the transition.  He turns out to have great 
legs."

I second the LOL!! Too bad the late Ed Wood ("Glen or Glennda?") isn't 
still around to make THAT movie. Maybe John Waters?

You may be right Snape doesn't really want the DADA job.  Dumbledore 
certainly won't give it to him; it would be like giving a recovering 
alcoholic the keys to the liquor cabinet.