Worst-Case Casting, wasRe: Could the Movie be this bad?

[Kimberly]

No: HPFGUIDX 9200

--- In HPforGrownups at egroups.com, "milz " <absinthe at m...> wrote:

> MTV would cast it like this:
> 
> Harry, Ron, Neville, Seamus, Dean = The Back Street boys
> Percy, Bill, Charlie, Fred and George Weasley= N Sync
> Hermione = Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera 
> Dumbledore = Mick Jagger
> Sirius or Snape = Steven Tyler (Aerosmith)
> Uncle Vernon = Ozzy Osbourne
> Lockhart = Sting
> Nearly Headless Nick= David Bowie
> 
> Madonna would be cast as Molly, McGonagall or Madame Hooch.
> Hogwarts would look like something out of Marilyn Manson's 
> imagination.

I can't help it!  a few more:
Cher = Trelawny
Celine Dion = Petunia  
Meatloaf = Hagrid  
Bono = Lupin
Vitamin C = Ginny
Rob Thomas = Sirius
But honestly Snape would be hard.  There are sooo many gaunt, scowling 
musicians with greasy dark hair who take themselves entirely too 
seriously that it'd be really hard to choose one!