I Hear 'Em Knockin' (filk)

[coriolan_cmc2001]

No: HPFGUIDX 37983

Madam Pomfrey in her first solo filk! (sorry for those got this 
twice: I forgot to include a subject line the first time)

I Hear `Em Knockin' 

(To the tune of I Hear You Knockin')

Dedicated to Pippin

THE SCENE: The Waiting Room of Pomfrey's Infirmary, where Harry is 
again hospitalized. A huge crowd comprised of both Harry's well-
wishers and ill-seekers are being denied entry by the imposing Madam 
Pomfrey

POMFREY
The Dark Lord says he needs a pint of blood
It's Quidditch practice time, says Ollie Wood.
Ron says he's  bearing an urgent summons
I hear `em knockin, but they can't come in

Herm says she needs to teach him Accio
The Slytherins all miss their favorite foe
And here's a strange seat from the Weasley twins
I hear `em knockin, but they can't come in

Ahhh yeah
  Let me hear it
  Ohhooo woo

First Albus came here to recite maxims
Then Dobby dropped by for some head-bangin'
And Molly came to give some motherin'
I hear `em knockin, but they can't come in

(She addresses the crowd directly)

I'm telling ev'ryone from Black to Lupin
This boy is delicate and needs restin'
He has to start his recuperatin'
And when he's finished, you can all come in 
Yeah
 Awwhoooo

(Disappointed but obedient, everyone quietly exits in response to 
Pomfrey's imperious command)

  - CMC

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