Isn’t it Irrelevant? (filk)

[Caius Marcius <coriolan_cmc@hotmail.com>]

No: HPFGUIDX 48992

Isn't it Irrelevant?

To the tune of Wouldn't It Be Loverly from My Fair Lady 

Hear a MIDI at

http://www.broadwaymidi.com/shows/my_fair_lady.html

Prompted by the thread started by Laura in  #48756 – and what the 
heck, I'll dedicate it to her as well (hopefully, she's now been 
enlightened as to CoS' true significance)

FIRST LISTEE
I've been re-reading CoS
It's my least favorite book, I guess
This question I address
Oh, isn't it irrelevant?

Lockhart bores, he's a worthless hack
Basilisks make inept attacks
Since neither's coming back, 
Oh, isn't it irrelevant?

Things get ever so dull and ultra-dreary in Year Two
I feel like I've been lectured by Binns when it is finally through

Dobby really gets on my nerves
And paper ought to be conserved 
So we should not preserve 
A book that is irrelevant 

SECOND LISTEE (in response)
CoS flies us in a Ford
Lets Harry wield Godric's sword
Ends with "Dobby's Reward"
How can that be irrelevant? 

Here we first learn of Parseltongue
Meet the Dark Lord when he's still young
Find Mrs. Norris hung 
How can that be irrelevant?

Canon's ever a scarce commodity we must engage
We cannot afford to spurn as much as a single page

Arrange her works alphabetically
Then CoS is first, you see
And so, `twill always be 
A book that will stay relevant
Relevant, relevant
Relevant, relevant



     -	CMC 

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