Uranus joke in different languages

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No: HPFGUIDX 34356

So here's the Czech version (without accent marks):

"To je Uran, drahousku," podivala se profesorka Trelawneyova na jeji 
graf.
"Hele, Levandule, muzu se na ten Uran taky podivat?" zeptal se Ron.

FYI, it does not work at all. Still, when I was reading it, my first 
idea was "oh my, the original version must have been...". So I 
appreciated the translator left it in. I don't think there exists any 
satisfactory translation: no body part sounds similar to anything 
astronomical in Czech.

Radek