The Bureau for the Betterment of Missing Muggles, Witches, and Wizards (BMW*2)

[emmbp]

No: HPFGUIDX 36273

Hear ye... Hear ye...
 
I hereby announce the opening of a new office at the Ministry of 
Magic:
The Bureau for the Betterment of Missing Muggles, Witches, and 
Wizards (BMW*2)
 
The Bureau's main responsibility is to flesh out the missing persons, 
objects, and plot devices of the Magical World.  Keep an eye out, and 
let no one pass through our fingers.  The BMW*2 is here to match up 
the loose ends.
 
Requirements for those who are interested in seeking employment with 
the BMW*2:  
    1) Must believe that Canon is Always Relevant (CAR)
    2) Must hold that most Descriptions Offered by Dumbledore 
Generate Evidence (DODGE)
    3) Must accept that Names Infer Special Situations And Nuances 
(NISSAN) 
    4) Must recognize that those missing are For Obscure Reasons 
Discussed (FORD)

Found In Advance of Take-off  (FIAT): The official list of those MMWW 
who have successfully been discovered and shown to have significance 
in Canon:
1)	Ms Arabella Figg (first mentioned in SS/PS, later mentioned 
in GoF)
2)	Mundungus Fletcher (first mentioned in CoS, twice in GoF)
3)	Sirius Black (first in SS/PS, later in PoA and GoF)
4)	Cho Chang (first in PoA, later in GoF)
5)	Cedric Diggory (first in PoA, later in GoF)

Happened to be Observed:  Not Developed Adequately  (HONDA):  The 
official list of those MMWW who, while known to exist, have been 
overlooked until now.
1)	Ali Bashir (last known to have imported illegally several 
flying carpets)
2)	Florence  (the mysterious girl mentioned by Bertha Jorkins in 
the Pensieve)
3)	Doris Crockford (an over-excited witch last seen in the Leaky 
Cauldron)
4)	Keeper of Keys (Title used by Hagrid, but never explained)

I invite all to enlist in the services of the BMW*2.  Those 
interested parties should submit names to either of the two lists, 
and will thereby be inducted into the Bureau, and will promptly be 
awarded a handsome BMW*2 badge.

Very Sincerely,
Brady Emmett
Director