FILK: It's My Bathroom (and I'll Cry if I Want to)

[eloiseherisson at aol.com]

No: HPFGUIDX 43693

As someone commented recently, you don't write a FILK for ages and then two 
come along together. Quantity, if not quality!

To the tune of _It's My Party_ by Lesley Gore

Moaning Myrtle's bathroom. Harry and Ron have finally put two and two 
together and ask Myrtle how she died.

Moaning Myrtle:

Nobody knows how I came to be dead
Nobody asked me before.
It happened quickly somehow,
The moment I opened this door.

It's my bathroom
And I'll cry if I want to,
Cry if I want to,
Cry if I want to,
You would cry, too
If it happened to you.

I just saw a pair of big eyes,
Yellow ones staring at me.
I floated away, but soon thought 
That I'd stay to haunt Olive Hornby.

It's my bathroom 
And I'll cry if I want to,
Cry if I want to,
Cry if I want to,
You would cry, too
If it happened to you.

She was so sorry, you know,
But nobody visits me now
Except to throw books at my head,
So I sit in the U-bend and howl...

It's my bathroom 
And I'll cry if I want to,
Cry if I want to,
Cry if I want to.
You would cry too
If it happened to you.

Eloise