How can they tell who's a Muggle? (HUMOR)

[Anne <urbana@charter.net>]

No: HPFGUIDX 52411

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "Steve <bboy_mn at y...>" 
<bboy_mn at y...> wrote:
> --- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "GRACE701 <grace701 at y...>"
> <grace701 at y...> wrote:
> > ...  How can Wizards, particularly the DEs, tell who is a 
Muggle?  
> >
> > ...edited...
> > 
> > So does anyone know the answer?  Has this been talked about 
before?
> > 
> > Greicy
> 
> bboy_mn:
> 
> Well, it's very easy you see. You just go up to them stand around
> casually for a while then ask them who their favorite Quidditch team
> is. When you say 'Quidditch', you say it loud and hard. If they say
> 'bless you' and hand you a tissue, then they are Muggles.
> 
> Seems simple enough.
> 
> bboy_mn
> 
> PS: sorry, just couldn't resist.

I forgive you, Steve, that *WAS* funny (IMO, YMMV). Which reminds me 
that in the intro to Quidditch Through The Ages, Dumbledore's 
description of Chudley Cannons fans makes them sound amazingly like a 
particular group of American Muggles ... the fans of the Chicago 
Cubs :-)

Anne U
(now THAT made me laugh!)