TBAY jaunt AND filk

[Anne <urbana@charter.net>]

No: HPFGUIDX 52958

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "Jonathan Pessin" 
<jrpessin at m...> wrote:
>        "Of course!  Who doesn't like a nice filk?" Hobbit-guy put 
his fiddle up to his shoulder, and prepared his bow.
> 
>        "Now, to a tune of my own composing, 
> 
> Riding the Fence
> 
> Now some believe in SYNCOPHANTS, they think that Avery's nice,
> And others like those Hedgehogs, blaming anyone for vice.
> Some others feel that George is right, and Snape just evolved twice,
> But I just ride the fence!
> 
> Now some may look for H and H, and others H and R,
> But I believe that all those theories strain it all too far.
> I may just join a ship one day, but things just as they are
> Mean that I'll just ride the fence.
> 
> I know it's wishy-washy,
> But I take it all in stride,
> I'd like to like a theory
> But I just can't decide!
> 
> So you can take your FEATHERBOAS, LOLLIPOPS, and Fie!
> For other men might them accept, but never now shall I.
> I'll just stand in the corner as the theories pass me by
> 'Cause I just ride the fence!"
> 
>        Hobbit-guy took his fiddle down, looking exhausted, but 
pleased.  ... "Thanks a lot.  I think I need some rest; filk-ing 
takes a lot out of you.  Oh, by the way, I don't think I caught your 
name.  What did you say it was?"
> 
>"Actually, I haven't said yet; but since you ask, my name's Faith..."


Hobbit-guy and Faith jumped back in surprise when a short, somewhat 
hobbity-looking woman apparated next to them. The almost-little-
person looked shyly at Hobbit-guy and smiled. Then she looked at 
Faith and smiled an even bigger smile. 

"That's a mighty nice fence you have there," she said. "Is there room 
for one more?"

Anne U
(an agnostic who notes that, ironically, in order to have *Faith*, it 
helps to be agnostic about all the theories:-)