TBAY - Banging About In SHIPs

[amy_marblefeet <amy_marblefeet@yahoo.co.uk>]

No: HPFGUIDX 49641

Amy looked around nervously.  She was standing on the beach just 
behind a group of very 
important looking members of Theory Bay, and one of them had a 
paddle.  She wanted to join 
in but, goodness Captain Cindy looked quite angry about some 
theorists trying to get 
SHIPING to bang.

"Ships don't bang," said Cindy. "Ships are soppy. They take away from 
the bangs. I want 38 
bangs in OotP, and shipping just means time diverted from bangs, time 
spent on mushy, 
sappy teenage romance."

"Er excuse me," Amy piped up from behind the group on the 
beach.  "Excuse me.  I agree that 
shipping between the trio and most other teenage ships in the series 
are a bit of a damp 
squib when it comes to bang potential but is there any reason that 
the ownly shipping going
on up there should be R/Hr and H/Hr?"

"Yes," cried Cindy, "Neville and Hermione."  The others looked on 
blankly.

Oh dear, thought Amy, I'm not explaining myself very well.  "No," she 
replyed to Cindy.
"I was talking about another ship.  One that happens to be floating 
on the bay at this
moment, a rather large and impressive ship.   The (possible) 
relationship between Severus
and Lily.  Surely if that is true it bangs.  At least a little bit.

"Not to mention the whole backstory that has been created for a 
character that is mentioned 
once from the bottem of a pensieve.  If some or any bizare form of 
the love triangle featuring 
Florence and/or Severus, Sirius and Lily were true, surely that would 
bang as well."

"But thats all in the past though," one replyed.

"Yes," agreed Amy, "but when has that ever bothered Snape."



Amy