"The Order of the Phoenix's Song" - a Monty Python FILK!
Kirstini
kirst_inn at yahoo.co.uk
Thu Jul 10 19:04:43 UTC 2003
No: HPFGUIDX 69146
>From Chapter Four of OoP – "Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place". To the
tune of "The Philosopher's Drinking Song"(1) by Monty Python.
WARNING: Very, very, very mild swearing.
HARRY: Is anyone going to bother telling me what the Order of the
Phoenix – ?
HERMIONE: It's a secret society. Dumbledore's in charge, he founded
it. It's the people who fought against You-Know-Who last time.
HARRY: Who's in it?
HERMIONE: Quite a few people –
RON: We've met about twenty of them...
(Music)
HERMIONE:
Nnnnymphadora Tonks can change her conk
Whenever she feels able,
RON:
Alastor, Alastor is a paranoid old bastard
Who can look right through the table.
Sturgis Podmore will go through the wrong door
And officially become the first prisoner of war.(2)
HERMIONE:
Dedalus Diggle may make you all giggle,
But his wizarding skills are fabled.
BOTH:
There's nothing Hestia couldn't `fess to ya
'Bout the swishing of the wrist.
Kingsley's busy coaxing other Aurors to enlist...
RON:
Mundungus Fletcher could probably fetch yer
Tentaculas off the back of a Mediwizard stretcher,
Remus J, so they say,
Gets a little bit hairy every twenty-eighth day.
HERMIONE:
Arabella, Arabella cannot do a magic spell-ahh!
Hagrid's fond of a dram,
BOTH:
And Severus Snape in his batwing cape.
Is a greasy, hook-nosed ham!
THE READER (to herself)
Sirius, himself, is particularly missed,
A real shame that the bookies weren't expecting that plot twist!
(1)Probably known in America as "The Sorcerer's Drinking Song"
(2) Ron making one of his "comedy" predictions.
Kirstini
More information about the HPforGrownups
archive