FILK: You're Dolores Jane

[Phyllis]

No: HPFGUIDX 69478

To the tune of "You're Sixteen" by Ringo Starr

You come on really funny, like poison and honey
Lips with a cough like a whine
You're Dolores Jane, you're hideous, and I wish you weren't mine

You're all fluffy cardigans and Alice bands, ooh, we're not your fans
Toad-like eyes that bulge so fine
You're Dolores Jane, you're hideous, and I wish you weren't mine

You're my enemy, you're the one I've been fearing
We've hated each other since the day of my hearing
You touched my hand, my scar went pop
Ooh, when we argued I could not stop

You walked out of my nightmares and into my school
Now you're the devil divine
You're Dolores Jane, you're hideous, and I wish you weren't mine

You're my enemy, you're the one I've been fearing
We've hated each other since the day of my hearing
You touched my hand, my scar went pop
Ooh, when we argued I could not stop

You walked out of my nightmares and into the forest
Now you're the centaurs' new sign
You're Dolores Jane, you're hideous, and I wish you weren't mine
You're Dolores Jane, so hideous, and I wish you weren't mine
You're Dolores Jane, you're hideous, and I wish you weren't mine
All not mine, all not mine, all not mine
All not mine, all not mine, all not mine

~Phyllis
btw, this is my first filk - Gail B. put me up to this!