What you WON'T read in OoP

[Tim Regan]

No: HPFGUIDX 61092

Hi All,

This is fun ...


--- Cassie  wrote:
1. From Hagrid : " Now Harry, I'm supposed to tell you this 
secret....."
2. "Fawkes! Stop flicking your ash on the carpet!"
3. At the Dementors : "Now give auntie a nice big kiss!"
4. Snape : "Well done, Neville! 50 points to Gryffindor!"
5. Madame Malkin : "This year the mini is 'in'!".
6. Colin Creevely, pointing his camera : "Keep moving, please!"
7. Ollivander : " For the budget minded we have the PVC model with 
simulated grain."
8. " Neville! Can't you control Trevor? There's toadstools all over 
the place!"
9. Ron : " That won't work, Harry. According to the Theory of 
Indeterminancy...."
10. Dumbledore : " Harry, what I have to tell you 
is...Arrrgggghhhh!" Body hits floor. 
11. Ron: "I read in "Hogwarts' a History.........."
12. Hermione: "Well it hardly matters if we miss just one lesson.."
13. Snape: "Thankyou." to any Gryffindor you please
14. Moody: "I was just taking a little relaxation break."
15. Arthur Weasley: "Its just some *ordinary* muggle thing."
16. MacGonagall to Moody: "Really, relaxation well that was just the 
thing on my own mind today."
17: Neville: "Harry, why do you always forget your passwords?"
18: Hermione: "Maybe he apparated into Hogwarts?"
19: Petunia: "Do you want to invite your friends to spend the summer 
with us, Harry?"
20:Snape to Sirius: "Don't worry about it; I forgive you."
21:Sirius to Snape: "I've always liked your hair."
22:Draco to Harry: "I can't help it. I love you."
23:Lucius Malfoy: "One mustn't take this pure-blood stuff too far."
24:Lily Potter to Harry: "You're adopted."
25. Prof. Trelawney: "It's just a lump of tea leaves"
26. Crabbe and Goyle: "This feast food is just way too fattening"
27. Prof. Snape: "I think I'll lay out in the sun for a bit....I 
could use a tan"
28. Uncle Vernon: "Harry, you're an absolute rail.  Petunia, fix 
Harry a nice big steak dinner."
29. Uncle Vernon: "Pleasure to see you again Mr. Weasley. You must 
come see my new mechanical tie rack."
30. Voldemort (dressed in drag): "Hi everyone.  I'm your new DADA 
teacher."
31. Hermione: "Arithmancy is such rubbish.  I should have stayed in 
Divination."
32. Any Trio member"I guess they'll have to call us the `Threesome' 
now."
33. Dobby: Join me in the boycott against clothes! Wheeeee! *runs 
around naked* Down with socks!!! 
34. Dobby/Ginny/Colin: I hate Harry Potter. Down with scar boy! 
35. Hagrid: Eep! I'm not going to get near that thing...it looks 
dangerous!  
36. Voldemort: Harry...it is time you knew the truth....Dumbledore 
never told  you what happened to your father   Harry: He told me 
enough! He told me you  killed him!  Voldemort: No. *I* am your 
father!

Now mine 


37 Fred and George: "Make way for the heir of Gryffindor, seriously 
mundane offspring coming through."
38 Dumbledore: "No Harry, the Dursley's cannot keep you safe this 
Summer. But I have found a distant uncle who is happy to look after 
you. His name is Count Olaf."
39: Bobby Ewing: "So Harry, Hogwarts, and the whole Wizarding world 
was just a dream?"

Cheers,

Dumbledad