What you WON'T read in OoP

[Brooke]

No: HPFGUIDX 61096

--- In HPforGrownups at yahoogroups.com, "Tim Regan" <timregan at m...> 
wrote:
> Hi All,
> 
> This is fun ...
> 
> 
> --- Cassie  wrote:
> 1. From Hagrid : " Now Harry, I'm supposed to tell you this 
> secret....."
> 2. "Fawkes! Stop flicking your ash on the carpet!"
> 3. At the Dementors : "Now give auntie a nice big kiss!"
> 4. Snape : "Well done, Neville! 50 points to Gryffindor!"
> 5. Madame Malkin : "This year the mini is 'in'!".
> 6. Colin Creevely, pointing his camera : "Keep moving, please!"
> 7. Ollivander : " For the budget minded we have the PVC model with 
> simulated grain."
> 8. " Neville! Can't you control Trevor? There's toadstools all over 
> the place!"
> 9. Ron : " That won't work, Harry. According to the Theory of 
> Indeterminancy...."
> 10. Dumbledore : " Harry, what I have to tell you 
> is...Arrrgggghhhh!" Body hits floor. 
> 11. Ron: "I read in "Hogwarts' a History.........."
> 12. Hermione: "Well it hardly matters if we miss just one lesson.."
> 13. Snape: "Thankyou." to any Gryffindor you please
> 14. Moody: "I was just taking a little relaxation break."
> 15. Arthur Weasley: "Its just some *ordinary* muggle thing."
> 16. MacGonagall to Moody: "Really, relaxation well that was just 
the 
> thing on my own mind today."
> 17: Neville: "Harry, why do you always forget your passwords?"
> 18: Hermione: "Maybe he apparated into Hogwarts?"
> 19: Petunia: "Do you want to invite your friends to spend the 
summer 
> with us, Harry?"
> 20:Snape to Sirius: "Don't worry about it; I forgive you."
> 21:Sirius to Snape: "I've always liked your hair."
> 22:Draco to Harry: "I can't help it. I love you."
> 23:Lucius Malfoy: "One mustn't take this pure-blood stuff too far."
> 24:Lily Potter to Harry: "You're adopted."
> 25. Prof. Trelawney: "It's just a lump of tea leaves"
> 26. Crabbe and Goyle: "This feast food is just way too fattening"
> 27. Prof. Snape: "I think I'll lay out in the sun for a bit....I 
> could use a tan"
> 28. Uncle Vernon: "Harry, you're an absolute rail.  Petunia, fix 
> Harry a nice big steak dinner."
> 29. Uncle Vernon: "Pleasure to see you again Mr. Weasley. You must 
> come see my new mechanical tie rack."
> 30. Voldemort (dressed in drag): "Hi everyone.  I'm your new DADA 
> teacher."
> 31. Hermione: "Arithmancy is such rubbish.  I should have stayed in 
> Divination."
> 32. Any Trio member"I guess they'll have to call us the `Threesome' 
> now."
> 33. Dobby: Join me in the boycott against clothes! Wheeeee! *runs 
> around naked* Down with socks!!! 
> 34. Dobby/Ginny/Colin: I hate Harry Potter. Down with scar boy! 
> 35. Hagrid: Eep! I'm not going to get near that thing...it looks 
> dangerous!  
> 36. Voldemort: Harry...it is time you knew the truth....Dumbledore 
> never told  you what happened to your father   Harry: He told me 
> enough! He told me you  killed him!  Voldemort: No. *I* am your 
> father!
> 
> Now mine 

> 
> 37 Fred and George: "Make way for the heir of Gryffindor, seriously 
> mundane offspring coming through."
> 38 Dumbledore: "No Harry, the Dursley's cannot keep you safe this 
> Summer. But I have found a distant uncle who is happy to look after 
> you. His name is Count Olaf."
> 39: Bobby Ewing: "So Harry, Hogwarts, and the whole Wizarding world 
> was just a dream?"
> 
> Cheers,
> 
> Dumbledad

  40. Harry: "Sure Malfoy, you can have my Invisibility Cloak"
  41. Draco: "I caught the snitch!"
  42. Ron: "Hermione, I want to be president of S.P.E.W."
  43. Dobby: "Harry Potter is a bad, BAD wizard!"
  44. Hagrid: "No, I'm no so much into dragons anymore... I'm looking 
for a nice little fluffy bunny rabbit"
  45. Snape: "Harry, can I have your autograph?"
  46. Dudley: "Hey Harry, you got anymore of those magical toffees?"
  47. Rita Skeeter: "I've thrown away my Quick Quotes Quill"
  48. Dumbledore: "You know, I'm thinking it would be much easier to 
just go ahead and join Voldemort... I'm getting too old for this"
  49. Fred & George: "Percy told us the BEST joke the other day!"
  50. Sirius: "You know, I've been missing Azkaban lately..."

Loving this!!  I need a relaxing potion to get me to Friday night!
Brooke :o)