Things you WON'T hear in OoP

[karenkyla3]

No: HPFGUIDX 61349

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> 205-Draco-"Oh Please Ron just one Knut...I promise to pay you back"
> 206-Harry"Damn Ron, you must tell your mum to start selling these 
> fantastic jumpers."
> 207-Snape-"Potter, can you please inform me of where Dobby buys his 
> clothes...That tea cosie on his head is to die for."
> 208-Dobby "Clean your own bed..what do I look like , a bloody house 
> elf."
> 209-Fleur-"Why am I so ugly?"
> 210-Lucius "My son, you are like a true blessing upon my heart."
> 211-Draco "Harry, do you mind if i waer your glasses for a 
> second..My eyes are a bit blurred."
> 212-Snape "Oh welcome, welcome class, it is so nice to have you all 
> back. Did you all have a great holiday?...Neville, tell your 
> grandmother thankyou for the cakes."
> 213-Hagrid-"A dragon AHHHHHHHHHHHH RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
> 214-Ron "Well these shoes cost my parents 4 galleons and 1 
> sickle...No more hand me downs for me."
> 215-Fred and George "We are not jokers. We take our school work 
very 
> seriously. Now get back to your studying...Ron"
> 216-Sirius "A dog? wait, I wanted to change into a sleek black sexy 
> cat...Not a stinking dog....Ah crap."
> 217-Hermione "Come on Millicent, just squeeze your tummy in 
> tighter.Then my skirt will fit you."
> 
> Well thats all from me
> 
> 
> joanna

I only read the second 100 or so, so I'm hoping this doesn't mimic 
any of the first 100, but these are ones I came up with!
Mine:  
218. Hagrid:  "Another errand?  Tell Dumbledore he can kiss my butt."
219. Lucius:  "Arthur, why don't you bring the family down to our 
place for a good old-fashioned cookout this weekend?"  
220. Ron:  "Does Hermione's little Crookie-shanks want some tuna?  
yum yum!  Here ya go..."
221. Dumbledore:  "Before we get started, i need to freshen up with a 
quick haircut and a shave."  
222. Dumbledore:  "These new Acuvue Contact Lenses are great!"
223. Molly:  "I don't think Harry's a very good influence on you Ron 
dear, so I'm sorry but we're going to have to ground you from seeing 
him.  Wait, George!  Can I have another one of those fake wands?  
Those crack me up!"
224. Hermione:  "Maybe he got into Hogwarts by apparating."  
225.  Arthur: "No, I meant I collect HAIR plugs!" 
226. Harry:  "Mmm, Hagrid.  That was excellent.  My compliments to 
the chef!"
227.  Ron:  "What is it Fang huh?  What is it boy?  Is Harry in 
trouble?  You'll take me there?  Okay, lead the way!" 
228. Ginny:  "Harry, I want you.  Take me now."