FILK: Three Days' Posts Worth Behind (OoP Spoilers)

[quigonginger]

No: HPFGUIDX 63556

To the tune of One Toke Over the Line by Brewer and Shipley

Dedicated to Eileen, Elkins, Catpain Cindy, and anyone else who has 
put hours and thought into a Fourth Man theory.  George has one in 
the well for you from me!

Does anyone else feel this way?


Three days' posts worth behind. Great Merlin!
Three days' posts worth behind.
Clickin' my mouse through my Yahoo e-group
Three days' posts worth behind.
A-zippin' through a thread about Cho and Harry
Hopin' the reply is on line.
Clickin' my mouse through my Yahoo e-group.
Three days' posts worth behind.

Who do we love?  JKR and OoP.
The kids are changing, right in to puberty.
We felt the joy and we had to feel some pain, just like Hagrid said.
We felt the shock of harsh reality and Sirious is dead.

Now I'm three days' posts worth behind.  Great Merlin!
Three days' posts worth behind.
Clickin' my mouse through my Yahoo e-group
Three days' posts worth behind.
I'm zippin' through a thread about Gin and Harry
Hopin' the reply is on line.
Clickin' my mouse through my Yahoo e-group
Three days' posts worth behind.

It blew me away, Draco's Aunt Belle.
Those poor Longbottoms!  Hope she rots in Hell!
We met characters and learned to love a few.
Ended by surprise, like we knew JKR had to do
It just teared up my eyes, and now I'm 
Three days' posts worth behind. Great Merlin!
Three days' posts worth behind.
Clickin' my mouse through my Yahoo e-group
Three days' posts worth behind. 
Now you know I'm, zippin' through a thread about Herm and Harry
Hopin' the reply is on line.
Clickin' my mouse through my Yahoo e-group
Three days' posts worth behind.

Repeat to end.
(Yeah, I got lazy, but I got 500 posts to read!)

Ginger, who is glad Dumbledore didn't die before he finishes that 
joke about the troll, the hag, and the leprechaun who went into a bar.