Umbridge????

[Melody]

No: HPFGUIDX 79590

Joe wrote about the centaurs raping Umbridge:

> I would think 
> that she would have come back yelling about how they should get rid 
> of centaurs because they are uncivilized and dangerous, but she came 
> back and was instead in shock even though it APPEARED that there was 
> no physical damage done.  Now what could the centaurs have done to 
> her to put her in this state of shock without doing any obvious 
> physical damage to her?  When the nurse examined Umbridge she may not 
> have seen any physical damage but it could have been there. 


First: the punishment does not really fit the crime, in my opinion,
but I want to point something out.

Centaurs are men from the waist up.  Therefore, they are horses in the
area that matters here.  Now, it is said in history, and I am sure
some interesting porns, that women can have sex with horses.  

Now, this is Umbridge.  We have no record that she is married or has a
boyfriend or even a gentleman caller for at least a year.  Given her
passion and sheer lust after her "job" at Hogwarts, that is equaled by
Filch's who is probably not getting any either (and she is not getting
together with a squib...though she could...), so what I am getting at
is...she is rather tight.  Hey, if we are going to discuss this, I
want to get facts on the table.

So, we have a tight woman, possible virgin, who we have suggested is
being raped by essentially *horses*.  She *is* going to be torn.  And
split.  And bleeding.  Period.  A nurse would find that.  We have no
reason to think Madame Pomfrey is a sub-par nurse.  She has always
been rather good at what she does.  But there is no bandages.  No
special pillows.  No hush curtains.  The kids can see and interact
with her.  If she was raped, then I think they would have been more
delicate with her.  Also she would have had torn clothes, and the fact
there were witnesses seeing Dumbledore carrying her out and nothing
was said of her being half-naked, so seems to me she was not gang raped. 

Maybe, politely gang raped, but really.  You think so?  As much as
they hate humans?

So really, I say the evidence presented does not say she was raped. 
Mentally screwed over yes, but not physically.  


Melody