FILK: Just Lord Vapormort

[quigonginger]

No: HPFGUIDX 97132

"Just Lord Vapormort" to Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody by David 
Lee Roth.

To Haggridd

LV, in his Albanian Period, sings:

I'm just Lord Vapormort
With serpentine rapport
Daily my demise delaying.

Furry little friends
Soon will meet their ends.
Possession is the game I'm playing.

Waiting for the day
A DE comes my way
And casts a strong spell right at me.

Then the end comes Hoho!
For that nasty Muggle-o
Like him who begat me.

'Cause-
I ain't got no body.
No body! One day I'm a hedgehog-
I'm so mad and homely-
Then a groundhog, then a tree frog.
Won't some Death Eater
Come and cast a spell on me
So I can be bad?

Get on over here Pete,
Start incantations
Any old time
Just zap one on me, any any one on me
Zap! Boomadee Boomadee Zap Zippy Zap.

I ain't got no body for slitherin' around
Ugalee bahuhbee see-a become-a-me
Ugalee bahuhbee see-a become!

I ain't got no body.  No body.
No body 'cept a skunk
A chipmunk, it's all bunk!
I'm so mad and homely-
I'm a weasel, then a kneazle.
Won't some Death Eater come and cast a spell on me
So I can be bad.

Get on over here Pete,
Start incantations 
Any old time
Just zap one on me, any any one on me.


Parts of this are not exactly how I remember them, but I haven't had 
the tape for nigh unto 20 years, so I'll just trust the lyrics site.

Ginger, who had a shower last night and found it quite refreshing. 
(For those who have been following the lastest Dirty!Harry thread, 
I'd like to point out that I've been on the list for over a year, and 
no one here has ever mentioned showering, going to the loo, or 
brushing their teeth, so Harry & Co. aren't so bad after all!)