FILK: Tonks, Not Nymphadora

[Jason]

No: HPFGUIDX 97342

This one's silly

Tonks, not Ms. Nymphadora
(Parody of Istanbul, Not Constantinople by They Might Be Giants)

TONKS:
Call me Tonks, not Ms. Nymphadora
You can Call me Tonks, not Ms. Nymphadora
Oh I hate that name, that Ms. Nymphadora
But to my delight, sayin' Tonks is right

LUPIN
Clumsy gal, that Ms Nymphadora

TONKS
No you can't call me that Ms. Nymphadora

LUPIN
So if you've a date with Ms. Nymphadora
She'd be happy to be called Tonks

Even Voldemort was once named Tom Riddle

GUARD:
Why he changed it I can't say

MOODY
Guess he just liked it better that way

HARRY
SO take me out with Ms. Nymphadora

LUPIN
No you can't go out with Ms. Nymphadora

TONKS
How I hate that name, Ms. Nyphadora

HARRY
How did Ms. Nymphadora got her name?

TONKS
My mother must've been a crazy dame.

HARRY/GUARD
Aahhhhhhhhh

Doo doo doo
 doo doo dodododooo
Doo doo doo
 doo doo dodododooo
Doo doo doo
 doo doo dodododooo

HARRY/LUPIN
Nympadore
/Nymphadore


HARRY/GUARD
Aahhhhhhhhh

Doo doo doo
 doo doo dodododooo
Doo doo doo
 doo doo dodododooo
Doo doo doo
 doo doo dodododooo

HARRY/LUPIN
Nympadore
/Nymphadore
Even Voldemort was once named Tom Riddle

GUARD:
Why he changed it I can't say
Guess he just liked it better that wayyyyyyyyy

TONKS:
Call me Tonks, not Ms. Nymphadora
You can Call me Tonks, not Ms. Nymphadora
Oh I hate that name, that Ms. Nymphadora

HARRY
How did Ms. Nymphadora got her name?

TONKS
My mother must've been a crazy dame

GUARD
Doo doo doo
 doo doo dodododooo
Doo doo doo
 doo doo dodododooo
Doo doo doo
 doo doo dodododooo

MOODY
Doo doo doodoo doo doo doo dooooo

(Moody raps his wand on Harry's head to the drum solo)

HARRY
SO take me out with Ms. Nymphadora

LUPIN
No you can't go out with Ms. Nymphadora

TONKS
How I hate that name, Ms. Nyphadora

HARRY
How did Ms. Nymphadora got her name?

TONKS & GUARD
My mother must've been a crazy dame
Nym-pha-dora