Draco & Bella (was: Why we SHIP )

[quigonginger]

No: HPFGUIDX 98472

> Kneasy:
> I've already read the runes;  Draco will meet a most interesting 
end at
> the hands of Dominatrix Bella. A schoolboy fantasy par excellence! 
The
> trouble is Draco  won't be up  to it.

Ginger, recoiling in horror and disgust:

Eeeew!  Kneasy!  Ick! Ick! Ick!
Bella is Draco's *aunt*!  She's his mother's sister.  A *blood-
aunt*!  You don't get into a dominatrix situation with your blood-
aunt.  It's just wrong.  I come from a long line of interfamilial 
marriages, (which is why I get my undies in a knot when people chalk 
it up to inbreeding when commenting that Crabbe/Goyle are stupid or 
that Malfoy is evil or that Bella has squirrels in her curls because 
that's how inbred people are) but I'm here to tell you, you marry 
your cousin, not your aunt.  

Ginger, who, in the interest of political correctness, assures 
everyone that if they happen to be in a dominatrix situation with 
their blood-aunt, that there's nothing wrong with that.