DD and the rat: Conspiracy theories compared [LONG]

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No: HPFGUIDX 115814


> Carolyn wrote:
> 
> This post attempts to put the greasy, wine-stained Agent!Peter theory 
> through the MAGIC DISHWASHER, using either ESE!Sirius or ESE!Lupin to 
> remove limescale and provide added sparkle. <BIG snip>

Neri:
First, I'd like to thank Carolyn for enlivening the forum. It's been a
long time since we had a response from Pip!squeak :-) . I'd like to
humbly point out one problem that I have with all these theories:
Sometime in Book 7 (most probably) JKR is going to tell us The Truth
about what happened with the secret keeper and in the Shrieking Shack
(assuming of course that we don't have The Truth already). When she
does that, she will have to do it in a way that the average reader
(not to mention the average 13 yrs old reader) will be able to
understand and follow. I can testify for myself that I was never able
to follow MAGIC DISHWASHER without pen and paper, and frankly
ESE!Lupin, ESE!Sirius and Agent!Peter make my head spin, despite
Carolyn's explanaions and my best intentions. I suspect that, except
for masterminds like Carolyn and the MDDT, many members of this forum
don't do much better than myself in this. So until I read a conspiracy
theory that I can relate to a friend without consulting my notebook
several times, I will have to, well, I guess I'll have to stay silent
because I just can't follow the discussion. But I sure do hope that
I'll be able to follow Book 7 after waiting several years to read it.

Neri