The SPOILER POLICY is at an end

[Neil Ward]

If I may rap...

First, Talisman came over all poetic,
Accusing me of being apathetic
About the spoiler space (she hates to use it).
So, fair enough - I guess it's time to lose it!

Then Ginger made a list of her suspicions
Concerning my connections and admissions.
I'm not JK, her lawyer or her lover,
Nor am I in disguise or undercover.

So how about that Vow, the one I noted,
On which the moderators jointly voted?
I used poetic licence retrospective
To give our stringent rules a new perspective.

But now, it seems the spoiler spell's backfiring;
I'm cursed by those of whom I was admiring.
To evermore fill spoiler space with writing:
That's something I'd find rather uninviting

****

Yes, I've been driving aimlessly around the Forbidden Forest for 
days, hunting for a whore's crutch.  It's a thankless task,
but someone's got to make a start.  What's that?  Potter's
got to do it and die to save us all in the process?  Hmph... some 
people get all the attention.

Just to confirm: I have communed with the other mods and the HBP 
spoiler policy is henceforth history.  Anyone here who has not read 
the book should now apply RAYOR (read at your own risk) or possibly 
HITWASH (hide in the wardrobe and sing hymns).  

Magically,

Neil